February 2012
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I know some crazy ass people. How about a slice?
http://www.hark.com/clips/jmmsdkzkvp-7-40-movie-mental-health-ad-3
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January 2012
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December 2011
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You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover
Steve: I sent ya pics of hope
me: Hope looks like a whore*
Steve: think she bangs?
me: she probably likes anal
Steve: sweet. you can tell all that just by looking? i wish i had those skills
me: She looks like she'd take a couple of dongs up the keister.
Steve: ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Before you judge me, my friend Steve is a serial dater, so he usually sends me pics as a cautionary screening measure. Not that it matters because he goes out with all of them anyway.
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November 2011
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The state of things:
I have an interview for an incredibly badass job on Monday. I was pumped when I found out about it yesterday. I’ve since become privy to some bullshit info that makes my head hurt.
Wish me luck anyway.
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I follow fuckyeahtattoos, and the amount of dumb shit that people get tattooed on themselves really baffles me.
Hey, I like waffles (not true), let me get a waffle iron tattooed on my face.
Man, I like that symbol from the cover art of (insert obscure musical artist here), so I am going to get it tatted on the top of my hand.
No.
Think.
Which I guess, really, it’s a personal thing, so...
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October 2011
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Best skit ever: The Crack Fox
"Ima dunna Tummy Shame." -Crack Fox
"That is well Rank. What's wrong with you?" -Vince Noir
"It's my diet." -Crack Fox
"What have you been eatin'?" -Vince Noir
"Head and Shoulders. Toothpaste. And shit. Big pieces of shit." -Crack Fox
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Let me show you my tits, er, wedding dress
Me: And before you say the same thing as 12 other people
Kyle: Pay attention to ME!
Me: I am going to wear a bra
Kyle: no bra!
Me: Her nips are hanging out
Kyle: Y would U wear one!
Me: Why don't your words have the rest of their letters?
Kyle: b cuz i laz i
hahahaha
That is gorgeous
I love it!
really simple but elegant
Me: Yeah no nippage over here
It would look like I had thumbs hanging out
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Food: optional. Funeral attendance: mandatory.
N: I am never eating again. I mean it. Never.
Me: You'll probably die then.
N: That’d be cool. Say something funny at my funeral.
Me: Funerals kind of freak me out. I'd probably just sit in the corner like a weirdo. (Which is no different than usual.)
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