You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover

Steve: I sent ya pics of hope
me: Hope looks like a whore*
Steve: think she bangs?
me: she probably likes anal
Steve: sweet. you can tell all that just by looking? i wish i had those skills
me: She looks like she'd take a couple of dongs up the keister.
Steve: ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Before you judge me, my friend Steve is a serial dater, so he usually sends me pics as a cautionary screening measure. Not that it matters because he goes out with all of them anyway.

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